I hate pressure. It makes me succeed and shit, and I hate that. But the Deviant has been laying on the pressure and pointing out that I’ve been a dick and not posting since I got to Tampa as I said I would. So now you know. “D” is Denise. She’s beautiful. She’s funny. She’s […]
and I have arrived in Tampa, Florida. I have no climactic pictures to celebrate the occasion. I’ll get those later. It’s not technically Tampa. I’m in Valrico. Which is in Tampa. So I’m in Tampa.
And that’s where I stand on this cross-country adventure so far. Over half of that was in Texsucks. I stated last night that I was going to shoot for Mobile, Alabama today. I didn’t make it. Because, you know. Dallas.
Well, I said I’d make a post each night of this trip, so here I am. And this is gonna be short. This is also my pre-apology to anyone that lives in, used to live in or would like to live in, Texas. Your state sucks like no other state has ever sucked. And on […]
Before you start bitching about my lack of posting, shut it. Life has been eventful and busy and I’ve just had way to much shit on my plate to make a post in a while. That or I’ve had absolutely nothing to do and I’ve just been entirely unmotivated. One of those. I’m leaving Colorado. […]
Happy Mother’s Day to all my mother readers out there!! And probably my mother because she’s reading and just won’t admit it. I will refrain from the F-word. Probably. Yes, I called her today. Shut up. So let’s dedicate this to our mom’s. Because we are here and we live in this miserable world and […]
That will come tomorrow. Because right now it is 11:30 in Colorado, so it’s still Saturday and it doesn’t count. I don’t care that it’s 1:30 am in North Carolina. I’m not there and you’re asleep, so neither do you. But this is fun, so I wanna share it. My friend and one of my […]
Yes, I’m being a thief at the moment. Well, not really because I’m giving him full credit, but he has clearly had experience with my family, and my dad in particular. Thanks to my brother for finding this article for me. I was crying with joy by the second paragraph. Sooooooooooooo, here we go: Repost […]
So here’s the big news for this week . . . I’m moving. Like, tomorrow. Yeah, so, I hope you enjoyed the photos from my front yard last week because that won’t be my front yard tomorrow. Not too far. About 10 miles from where I am now and in a shittier neighborhood, but better […]
Yeah I am! Totally not picking up right where I left off because, well . . . 3 years and stuff. I spent the last couple of days doing some trimming and editing and cleaning things up in preparation for the re-introduction. One of the things I decided NOT to do was delete the last […]
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