Thank you to all of you who have been Tweeting and Facebooking and all that stuff about where my site went. It’s here. It’s back. A little worse for wear, but I’m working on it. Some things are broken but I’m piecing it back together a little bit at a time, but lemme tell ya […]
Ok, I’m going all out on the mental boat again and I’m looking for some passengers. So to answer Denise’s question about how crazy I am, I’ve got some more homework. We got onto another subject in my ongoing therapy the other week so I got another subject to write about.
So how many of you went shopping yesterday? Go ahead, admit it. I won’t judge. (Mentally judges anyway) YOU MUST BE OUT YO’ DAMN MIND!! When the doors open at WalMart and it makes the events in Ferguson, MO look like a lame street fair, we have a problem.
I’ve been a little slack this week, but not as slack as you think. I’ve been all “behind the scenes” and shit. My post tonight, as well as another one I’m going to do this weekend are kinda serious which is a little outside the box for me, but it’ll be alright.
I know why you’re all here. It’s not my wit and charm or my rapid-fire sense of humor. No it’s not, stop lying to me. You’re all a bunch of pigs and you read that title and your little pig brains went all “PORN!” and you clicked right on in here. Pigs, all of you. […]
You’ve seen her mentioned here many times. She is the reigning champion of the Facebook Post of the Day. She’s been a household word at Opticynicism since her first appearance here over three years ago in the now World Famous Craigslist Posts.
I’ve spent some time on Twitter. It’s not a secret. It’s pretty much the Red-Light District of the internet and almost anything goes. Almost. Apparently even Twitter has standards.
I get to meet a lot of really cool people whilst taking part in this little blogger (read: not so little) and the last couple of weeks have been no exception. In fact I met a whole group of ’em. They are known to the rest of the world as The Sisterwives and they have […]
This is for everyone, but for those of you that started out with me 3 years ago, this will hold a special place in your heart. The posts about my father used to be cult favorites and many of you asked for more. I don’t live there anymore, so the stories are harder to find. […]
Somehow I managed to get featured on two different blogs this week, and this one was even a contest. I came in as the second funniest. I’ll take it since the post I submitted was three years old and the tampon guy that won was pretty damned funny. Head on over to White Girls Be […]
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