Author: opticynicism

It's funny, It's sarcastic, It's real life. I make you laugh so I don't cry.
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That’s What He Said

I want to invite everybody over to Sisterwivesspeak today. Those ladies invited a few guys into their world for a day to express our gripes and I was asked to be one of them! Enjoy it, guys, it doesn’t happen very often.

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The Incontinence Pandemic

As I had hoped, my job has not failed to let me down as a good source of entertainment.  At least, it’s entertaining now because I actually made it home from work.  That little detail will be important shortly.

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I love you assholes!!

  I was just sitting here typing a post . . .and it’s good.  For now.  Give me time, I’ll screw it up, but it occurred to me that I have this amazing venue through which I can thank everybody for their birthday wishes yesterday, and share the fun too! The fun thing about writing a […]

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A post to tell you I’m not posting

Because that’s just how I roll.  It’s my day of birthing and I’m being taken out to dinner in Clearwater, but fear not . . . the weekend antics of those I’m going out with will probably make the evening blogworthy.  Because that’s how they roll. Also, I’m now cool like @jeffingoff because Liz got me this […]

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3 months later . . .

Way too tired tonight for a regular post and work has been moving ahead hard and fast and I’ve barely had time to sit down and catch my brain to make a reasonable post.  I will be doing that this weekend as I have a couple of great ideas in my head that need to […]

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We’re all special . . . short bus special I mean

I totally had my shit together for like ten minutes. — Smug Lemur (@Smug_Lemur) October 12, 2014 //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js That kinda sums things up quite well, doesn’t it? I kinda had to take a week long mental break.  I’ve poured a lot of time into this blog over the past couple of months and I tend […]

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Welcome to Boy’s Kitchen!!

Thaaaaaaaaaat’s right, folks!  The post absolutely NONE of us has been waiting for is here! Last night The Boy was presented with his challenge, given his recipe and sent on his way to make us some grub.  We ate, we laughed, we were subsequently treated for Salmonella. . . . here’s how it went down:

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Boy’s Kitchen Teaser and a Fun Game

  It’s almost that time folks!  The deed went down tonight and it was every bit the disappointment we thought it would be. Well, for The Boy anyway. I’ll be writing the full post on it tomorrow night, after I’ve had time to compose myself and recover from the food poisoning.  

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Friday Night Twitter: The Red Light District

I promised you a post involving The Boy and what we are going to make him cook.  I’m not going to back out of that promise, but I am going to be postponing it until Tuesday.  Plans kind of changed this week and it became a necessity to delay the event until Monday night, but […]