I’ve spent hours trying to come up with a layout for this blog that I’m happy with. I’m kinda, sorta happy with this one but I’ve run across one problem. The color scheme. So I did what anyone else would do. I made them all. Unfortunately, they have not come up with a way for […]
So here’s the big news for this week . . . I’m moving. Like, tomorrow. Yeah, so, I hope you enjoyed the photos from my front yard last week because that won’t be my front yard tomorrow. Not too far. About 10 miles from where I am now and in a shittier neighborhood, but better […]
You have no idea how many ways THAT could go wrong in the place I’m about to talk about . . .
I saw it, every one of you that read my post the other day saw it, Emo-Boy cashier at the convenience store saw it . . . everyone but my father saw it. My mother’s dance of happiness in the kitchen the other night was not in vain. Friday morning they awoke to a wet […]
I teased you just a bit with a hint of what was to come but unfortunately the story seems to have come to a stall. The beginning of it is funny, and the ending has some great potential as well, it’s just . . . well, it’s dad. You see, I was on the back […]
Surfing through my AT&T account last night on the web, I was looking for a way to change my calling plan a bit. For one thing, I’d noticed that my bill had been about $25 a month more the last couple of months than it had been for the previous 1+ years. I was also […]
I seriously considered not writing this post at all because you have to be growing weary of the “dad” stories, so I asked some of my regulars if they were getting tired of it. The responses I got were positive so I decided to go for it. My favorite response was from Tom (AKA: Zippy […]
I’ve wandered across a few different topics in the last couple of weeks and I think it’s time to go back to one that I’ve talked about before. That’s right, kids! It’s the return of . . . My father. *collective groan* If you need to catch up on the individual of which I speak, […]
I watch my 16 year old, Tiger, head out to do his 16 year old things and it makes me think, “Damn, I hope he gets as lucky as I did and manages to live through the retarded years.” People complain about the internet and video games and cell phones and all the conveniences our […]
Ok, so I only kind of stole it. I mean, it’s HALF mine. Since I started doing this blogging thing, I have scoured I have no friggin’ idea how many blogs looking to others for ideas and techniques and tips and really, a whole hell of a lot of entertainment. I have read posts that […]
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