Phrases with FedEx

No, no, no . . . your eyes do not deceive you.  I’m here, and I’m making a post and when even She who shall not be named that has not written a post since November 10th but her name is TheRavingPleb starts giving me shit about how long it has been since I wrote […]

Wednesday (The “jackshit” is now implied)

It was another one of those days that not a goddamn thing happened that went the way it should. Well, there was one thing and this shout out is special to me because I ran across her blog and she’s funny and brilliant and she had few Twitter followers and all of her posts were […]

Save me some time and combine the misery

Now that things seem to be settling down a little bit, at least with the website at least, I’m gonna try to get back to the funneh.  So let me tell you a little bit about the experiences I’ve been going through since my arrival in Florida. First things first, let me express my gratitude […]

When good technology goes bad

If it is electronic, has to be charged and/or plugged in, provides me with contact with the outside world and cost me a paycheck or several, it turned its back on me this week.  To make matters worse, it all seemed to happen at one time. Sometimes we have issues with our devices, and I […]

I have stalkers, and they stink

I know, I know . . . I’ve been slacking.  I’ve been waiting for the repercussions from my video post.  It went ok, I suppose.  I appreciate all the comments you guys made and attempts to make me not feel quite as silly as I did.  I’d like to say that I scripted it all […]

The video blog, poorly executed

So this was a total experiment and I’m pretty sure it sucked, but I had to take a stab at it.  Either because I’m lazy and didn’t want to type, or I totally had nothing, I decided to make my post on video today.  Since so many of you have expressed your enjoyment of my […]

I was denied access to the A-List

Surfing through my AT&T account last night on the web, I was looking for a way to change my calling plan a bit.  For one thing, I’d noticed that my bill had been about $25 a month more the last couple of months than it had been for the previous 1+ years.  I was also […]