Shit Denise Says: The Interview

  You’ve seen her mentioned here many times.  She is the reigning champion of the Facebook Post of the Day.  She’s been a household word at Opticynicism since her first appearance here over three years ago in the now World Famous Craigslist Posts.

Fuck you Friday contest is on!!

Got together with my friend Tazer over there Twitterland and we brought down that gauntlet.  We’re both going to write a feature (that she was already doing) called Fuck You Friday . . . on Friday, ironically enough. The challenge is, 1500 words by 3:00 pm EST or 12:00 pm PST . . . the […]

This post has a picture of boobies in it!

Ok, so I changed the look of the blog again.  Don’t worry, someday I’ll settle on something I like and everything will be in the exact place I want it and be easy to find and it will be perfect. Today is not that day. Although I would be quite pleased with the look of […]

It’s a wonder any of us lived

I watch my 16 year old, Tiger, head out to do his 16 year old things and it makes me think, “Damn, I hope he gets as lucky as I did and manages to live through the retarded years.”  People complain about the internet and video games and cell phones and all the conveniences our […]