The Incontinence Pandemic
As I had hoped, my job has not failed to let me down as a good source of entertainment. At least, it’s entertaining now because I actually made it home from work. That little detail will be important shortly.
Category: OMG Just Friggin Kill Me
Three rights do not a left make
Had a bit of a busy day yesterday. Well, busy and kind of long. Had several appointments at the VA and that pretty much shot the afternoon, but I’m not here to talk about my psychological issues today. Or maybe I am, depends on how you look at it. I’m going to talk about driving. […]
Adventures in Mohell 6
With things swinging back into relative blogging normalcy once again, I’ve promised on a couple of occasions to tell you of my hotel adventures on my drive from Colorado to Florida. Let me start by telling you that I’m not what you’d call a “hotel snob”. I’ve stayed in everything from a 5 star “kiss […]
Save me some time and combine the misery
Now that things seem to be settling down a little bit, at least with the website at least, I’m gonna try to get back to the funneh. So let me tell you a little bit about the experiences I’ve been going through since my arrival in Florida. First things first, let me express my gratitude […]
The future of Opticynicism is in your hands . . . sort of
I’ve spent hours trying to come up with a layout for this blog that I’m happy with. I’m kinda, sorta happy with this one but I’ve run across one problem. The color scheme. So I did what anyone else would do. I made them all. Unfortunately, they have not come up with a way for […]
Indecision is my life, and this site proves it
As you may have noticed, unless you are a complete idiot . . . and you’re here, so that is a distinct possibility . . . the website has undergone a massive change in appearance. Because that’s just how I am. I figured that it’s been 3 years, it’s a new start and things probably […]
Breakfast Karaoke: It could happen
You have no idea how many ways THAT could go wrong in the place I’m about to talk about . . .
Ok, I’ve had a shitty day . . . or two
Seriously, I got nothing. I’d describe it but it looks miniscule and my peeps make me look stupid. … and they would be right to do so. I have a post I’ve been working on but can’t focus. I have my friends in my mind and I don’t forget them. Yeah, I made fun of […]
We saw this coming, and I’m not talking about Irene
I saw it, every one of you that read my post the other day saw it, Emo-Boy cashier at the convenience store saw it . . . everyone but my father saw it. My mother’s dance of happiness in the kitchen the other night was not in vain. Friday morning they awoke to a wet […]
Imminent natural devastation, do you have enough vodka?
Settle down, folks. It’s just a little breezy. I’m getting a little tired of the hype over this thing. We’ve been through dozens of hurricanes and come out on the other side just a little bit wet. Sure, sometimes they are are pretty severe and they do a lot of damage, but the fact of […]
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