Welcome to 2014!! You’re attached to your phone all the damn time. Ok, well, I am. So is the idiot texting while driving down the middle lane of I-75 going 40 mph. Hopefully that’s not you, but I know you all depend on your phones quite a bit. It’s how we get our email, text […]
I’ve been thinking for a while that I want to start doing some interviews with some of the cool people I’ve met out here, and maybe help out some of the newer bloggers get themselves spread around a bit. Yeah, I don’t have a great big “blogger reach” or anything, but everything helps, right?
Thank you to all of you who have been Tweeting and Facebooking and all that stuff about where my site went. It’s here. It’s back. A little worse for wear, but I’m working on it. Some things are broken but I’m piecing it back together a little bit at a time, but lemme tell ya […]
Ok, I’m going all out on the mental boat again and I’m looking for some passengers. So to answer Denise’s question about how crazy I am, I’ve got some more homework. We got onto another subject in my ongoing therapy the other week so I got another subject to write about.
So how many of you went shopping yesterday? Go ahead, admit it. I won’t judge. (Mentally judges anyway) YOU MUST BE OUT YO’ DAMN MIND!! When the doors open at WalMart and it makes the events in Ferguson, MO look like a lame street fair, we have a problem.
I know why you’re all here. It’s not my wit and charm or my rapid-fire sense of humor. No it’s not, stop lying to me. You’re all a bunch of pigs and you read that title and your little pig brains went all “PORN!” and you clicked right on in here. Pigs, all of you. […]
You’ve seen her mentioned here many times. She is the reigning champion of the Facebook Post of the Day. She’s been a household word at Opticynicism since her first appearance here over three years ago in the now World Famous Craigslist Posts.
I’ve spent some time on Twitter. It’s not a secret. It’s pretty much the Red-Light District of the internet and almost anything goes. Almost. Apparently even Twitter has standards.
I get to meet a lot of really cool people whilst taking part in this little blogger (read: not so little) and the last couple of weeks have been no exception. In fact I met a whole group of ’em. They are known to the rest of the world as The Sisterwives and they have […]
Somehow I managed to get featured on two different blogs this week, and this one was even a contest. I came in as the second funniest. I’ll take it since the post I submitted was three years old and the tampon guy that won was pretty damned funny. Head on over to White Girls Be […]
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