That’s What He Said
I want to invite everybody over to Sisterwivesspeak today. Those ladies invited a few guys into their world for a day to express our gripes and I was asked to be one of them! Enjoy it, guys, it doesn’t happen very often.
Category: Opticynicism
The Incontinence Pandemic
As I had hoped, my job has not failed to let me down as a good source of entertainment. At least, it’s entertaining now because I actually made it home from work. That little detail will be important shortly.
I love you assholes!!
I was just sitting here typing a post . . .and it’s good. For now. Give me time, I’ll screw it up, but it occurred to me that I have this amazing venue through which I can thank everybody for their birthday wishes yesterday, and share the fun too! The fun thing about writing a […]
A post to tell you I’m not posting
Because that’s just how I roll. It’s my day of birthing and I’m being taken out to dinner in Clearwater, but fear not . . . the weekend antics of those I’m going out with will probably make the evening blogworthy. Because that’s how they roll. Also, I’m now cool like @jeffingoff because Liz got me this […]
3 months later . . .
Way too tired tonight for a regular post and work has been moving ahead hard and fast and I’ve barely had time to sit down and catch my brain to make a reasonable post. I will be doing that this weekend as I have a couple of great ideas in my head that need to […]
We’re all special . . . short bus special I mean
I totally had my shit together for like ten minutes. — Smug Lemur (@Smug_Lemur) October 12, 2014 //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js That kinda sums things up quite well, doesn’t it? I kinda had to take a week long mental break. I’ve poured a lot of time into this blog over the past couple of months and I tend […]
The Next Delusion – My First Guest Post
I hardly know where to begin because I am thrilled to have my very first guest poster, or posters, as it were! In my recent quests to expand my “circle of peeps”, I came across Cassandra and Momus’ blog, The Next Delusion. It’s unique in that they write it as a team and their back […]
Random Sunday Leftovers – AKA: Pre-Work Brain Purge
You folks are awesome. No, seriously. You are. After last nights post I got retweets and favorites and new followers and the reader stats for the blog were actually pretty phenomenal when compared to other weekends. Weekend stats tend to suck. Weekday stats rule because you are all at work trying not to work, […]
Jackshit Monday, how to get jackshit done!
It’s another Monday in Florida and my quest to make my niche here continues. It’s Monday and by definition they are kind of supposed to suck, but this is kind of how every day goes for me around here lately, so if you want to know how the “day in the life of me” goes, […]
Ok people, I need some twats . . . and stuff
It’s my own fault, I know. I took a 3 year hiatus and basically lost just about everyone I had following this blog and now I’m looking for a little help. I’ve added some neat new shit. I’ve got some cool Spotify stuff on here (Thanks Noa, for keeping me up all night trying […]
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