I have sat and stared at this screen for I don’t know how goddamn many hours this weekend and I’ve continuously come up with a complete blank. It’s not that nothing funny has happened, it’s just that nothing funny has happened that wouldn’t fit into a tweet.
You folks are awesome. No, seriously. You are. After last nights post I got retweets and favorites and new followers and the reader stats for the blog were actually pretty phenomenal when compared to other weekends. Weekend stats tend to suck. Weekday stats rule because you are all at work trying not to work, […]
Saturday. Day off. Day of rest. I ignored my therapist and slept til 1:00 today. To all the parents and mom and dad bloggers out there that read, it was AWESOME! You’re welcome. My brilliant idea for the weekend was to write 3 or 4 posts and save them in draft so I’d have some […]
Had a bit of a busy day yesterday. Well, busy and kind of long. Had several appointments at the VA and that pretty much shot the afternoon, but I’m not here to talk about my psychological issues today. Or maybe I am, depends on how you look at it. I’m going to talk about driving. […]
After yesterdays post, I found it a little difficult to find a proper segue from the serious back to the funny. It wasn’t easy, but in the end I think it’s the way Mr. Williams would have gone with it. So, given the recent look at mortality I’ve had to take, I thought I’d take […]
That will come tomorrow. Because right now it is 11:30 in Colorado, so it’s still Saturday and it doesn’t count. I don’t care that it’s 1:30 am in North Carolina. I’m not there and you’re asleep, so neither do you. But this is fun, so I wanna share it. My friend and one of my […]
Yes, I’m being a thief at the moment. Well, not really because I’m giving him full credit, but he has clearly had experience with my family, and my dad in particular. Thanks to my brother for finding this article for me. I was crying with joy by the second paragraph. Sooooooooooooo, here we go: Repost […]
You have no idea how many ways THAT could go wrong in the place I’m about to talk about . . .
I had another post that I started yesterday and I was on a good roll with it when I got interrupted and had to leave it for a while. When I went back to it later, I’d lost the roll and couldn’t seem to get it back, so that one gets filed away in the […]
Seriously, I got nothing. I’d describe it but it looks miniscule and my peeps make me look stupid. … and they would be right to do so. I have a post I’ve been working on but can’t focus. I have my friends in my mind and I don’t forget them. Yeah, I made fun of […]
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