Tag: Bacon

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Bacon Physics: Apparently it’s a thing

It’s time to get serious here, because if there is one thing we don’t screw around with, it’s Bacon. Yes, I capitalized Bacon and I will continue to do so because that is the kind of respect it deserves.  This isn’t entirely about Bacon, however.  The deal went down something like this:

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Deadliest Swamp Hoarders 3000

I gotta make this quick ’cause Swamp People is on.  I love me some Swamp People.  Someday, if I ever get a vacation again, I want to spend it with Troy Landry and go catch me some “gatahs”.  These guys are a real special kind of hunter.  They catch these 500 – 800 pound beasts […]