Two marriages and a brief stint moving back in with my parents a few years ago have taught me a couple of very important things. One of those is for the love of everything Jesus has to do with, never move back in with your parents. Ever. The other thing is, I am probably pretty […]
FUCK YOU FRIDAY IS HERE!! We’re big, we’re bad and we’re totally full of shit! A couple of days ago, Tazer and I threw down the “Fuck you” gauntlet and she invited me to a showdown on her “Fuck You Friday” feature to see who could outfuck the other one. That’s totally not how that […]
I’ve spent the last few days bashing my father and included a few other family members in yesterdays post, so I thought I’d turn the tables today and the point the finger at myself a little bit. As much as I hate to ruin the vision of perfection that you all have of me (let […]
In the years that I have been writing for the entertainment of other people, I have come up with some pretty damn funny “Top 20” lists, so I thought this would be a great place to share some of them. They will cover a wide range of subjects and some will be slightly less ‘office […]
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